29th Golden Raspberry Awards (2009)
Worst Picture
The Love Guru (Paramount)
Disaster Movie (Lionsgate) and Meet the Spartans (20th Century Fox) (jointly)
The Happening (20th Century Fox)
The Hottie and the Nottie (Regent/Summit)
In the Name of the King (Boll KG/Brightlight Pictures)
Worst Director
Uwe Boll for 1968 Tunnel Rats, In the Name of the King, and Postal
Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer for Disaster Movie and Meet the Spartans
Tom Putnam for The Hottie and the Nottie
Marco Schnabel for The Love Guru
M. Night Shyamalan for The Happening
Worst Actor
Mike Myers in The Love Guru as Guru Maurice Pitka
Larry the Cable Guy in Witless Protection as Larry Stalder
Eddie Murphy in Meet Dave as Dave Ming Cheng / The Captain
Al Pacino in 88 Minutes and Righteous Kill as Dr. Jack Gramm and Det. David "Rooster" Fisk (respectively)
Mark Wahlberg in The Happening and Max Payne as Elliot Moore and Max Payne (respectively)
Worst Actress
Paris Hilton in The Hottie and the Nottie as Cristabel Abbott
Jessica Alba in The Eye and The Love Guru as Sydney Wells and Jane Bullard (respectively)
Cameron Diaz in What Happens in Vegas as Joy McNally
Kate Hudson in Fool's Gold and My Best Friend's Girl as Tess Finnegan and Alexis (respectively)
Cast of The Women (Annette Bening, Eva Mendes, Debra Messing, Jada Pinkett Smith, and Meg Ryan) as Sylvie Fowler, Crystal Allen, Edie Cohen, Alex Fisher and Mary Haines (respectively)
Worst Supporting Actor
Pierce Brosnan in Mamma Mia! as Sam Carmichael
Uwe Boll in Postal as Himself
Ben Kingsley in The Love Guru, The Wackness, and War, Inc. as Guru Tugginmypudha, Dr. Jeffrey Squires, and Walken (respectively)
Burt Reynolds in Deal and In the Name of the King as Tommy Vinson and King Konreid (respectively)
Verne Troyer in The Love Guru and Postal as Coach Punch Cherkhov and Himself (respectively)
Worst Supporting Actress
Paris Hilton in Repo! The Genetic Opera as Amber Sweet
Carmen Electra in Disaster Movie and Meet the Spartans as The Beautiful Assassin and Queen Margo (respectively)
Kim Kardashian in Disaster Movie as Lisa Taylor
Jenny McCarthy in Witless Protection as Connie
Leelee Sobieski in 88 Minutes and In the Name of the King as Lauren Douglas/Lydia Doherty and Muriella (respectively)
Worst Screenplay
The Love Guru (written by Mike Myers and Graham Gordy)
Disaster Movie and Meet the Spartans (jointly) (written by Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer)
The Happening (written by M. Night Shyamalan)
The Hottie and the Nottie (written by Heidi Ferrer)
In the Name of the King (screenplay by Doug Taylor)
Worst Screen Couple
Paris Hilton and either Christine Lakin or Joel David Moore in The Hottie and the Nottie
Uwe Boll and "any actor, camera, or screenplay"
Cameron Diaz and Ashton Kutcher in What Happens in Vegas
Larry the Cable Guy and Jenny McCarthy in Witless Protection
Eddie Murphy in Meet Dave (alongside himself)
Worst Prequel, Remake, Rip-off or Sequel
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (Paramount)
The Day the Earth Stood Still (20th Century Fox) (remake of the 1951 film)
Disaster Movie (Lionsgate) and Meet the Spartans (20th Century Fox) (jointly)
Speed Racer (Warner Bros.)
Star Wars: The Clone Wars (Warner Bros.)
Worst Career Achievement
Uwe Boll ("Germany's answer to Ed Wood")