26th Golden Raspberry Awards (2006)
Worst Picture
Dirty Love (First Look Pictures)
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (Columbia Pictures)
The Dukes of Hazzard (Warner Bros. Pictures)
House of Wax (Warner Bros. Pictures)
Son of the Mask (New Line Cinema)
Worst Director
John Asher for Dirty Love
Uwe Boll for Alone in the Dark
Jay Chandrasekhar for The Dukes of Hazzard
Nora Ephron for Bewitched
Lawrence Guterman for Son of the Mask
Worst Actor
Rob Schneider in Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo as Deuce Bigalow
Tom Cruise in War of the Worlds as Ray Ferrier
Will Ferrell in Bewitched and Kicking & Screaming as Jack Wyatt/Darrin Stephens and Phil Weston (respectively)
Dwayne Johnson in Doom as Asher "Sarge" Mahonin
Jamie Kennedy in Son of the Mask as Tim Avery
Worst Actress
Jenny McCarthy in Dirty Love as Rebecca Sommers
Jessica Alba in Fantastic Four and Into the Blue as Sue Storm/Invisible Woman and Sam (respectively)
Hilary Duff in Cheaper by the Dozen 2 and The Perfect Man as Lorraine Baker and Holly Hamilton (respectively)
Jennifer Lopez in Monster-in-Law as Charlie Cantillini
Tara Reid in Alone in the Dark as Aline Cedrac
Worst Supporting Actor
Hayden Christensen in Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith as Anakin Skywalker
Alan Cumming in Son of the Mask as Loki
Bob Hoskins in Son of the Mask as Odin
Eugene Levy in Cheaper by the Dozen 2 and The Man as Jimmy Murtaugh and Andy Fidler (respectively)
Burt Reynolds in The Dukes of Hazzard and The Longest Yard as Jefferson "Boss" Hogg and Coach Nate Scarborough (respectively)
Worst Supporting Actress
Paris Hilton in House of Wax as Paige Edwards
Carmen Electra in Dirty Love as Michelle Lopez
Katie Holmes in Batman Begins as Rachel Dawes
Ashlee Simpson in Undiscovered as Clea
Jessica Simpson in The Dukes of Hazzard as Daisy Duke
Worst Screenplay
Dirty Love, written by Jenny McCarthy
Bewitched, written by Nora Ephron, Delia Ephron & Adam McKay
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo, screenplay by Rob Schneider, David Garrett & Jason Ward
The Dukes of Hazzard, screenplay by John O'Brien
Son of the Mask, written by Lance Khazei
Worst Screen Couple
Will Ferrell and Nicole Kidman in Bewitched
Jamie Kennedy and "anybody stuck sharing the screen with him" in Son of the Mask
Jenny McCarthy and "anyone dumb enough to befriend or date her" in Dirty Love
Rob Schneider and his diapers in Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo
Jessica Simpson and her Daisy Dukes in The Dukes of Hazzard
Worst Remake or Sequel
Son of the Mask (New Line Cinema)
Bewitched (Columbia)
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (Columbia)
The Dukes of Hazzard (Warner Bros.)
House of Wax (Warner Bros.)
Most Tiresome Tabloid Targets
Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, Oprah Winfrey's couch, the Eiffel Tower, and "Tom's baby"
Tom Cruise and his anti-psychiatry rant
Paris Hilton and ... "who-EVER!"
Mr. and Mrs. Britney, their baby (Sean Preston Federline), and their camcorder
The Simpsons: Ashlee, Jessica, and Nick